Stories posted 1/30/2008
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Birthday Cake{ Llamaluvsmenotyou's very special challenge}

While I decorate the cake, with purple frosting, as per instructions, I ate breakfast of pancakes, Florida Orange juice and a…
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An Open Letter to HoboBeardBob
Dearest HoboBeardBob,
I recently learned that you suffer from an incurable and rare form of swollen hemorrhoids. I am so sor…
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Psychedellic Grandmother (True Story Challenge)

I sat in a pink bathroom with pea green shag carpeting, perched atop a pink toilet, my feet resting snugly on the the matchin…
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True Stories
I don’t usually like to read
fictional stories that people wrote.I think
there’s something odd
about buying a book
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Lonesome Musings
A woman sits alone in Starbucks with her latee and a copy of the paper. She reads some columns, then she reaches the style s…
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Afterlight (A City Of Villains Story Part 2)

She hesitates. Does she really want to know what’s in store for her. Try as she might, she cannot remember what circumstances…
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Afterlight (A City Of Villains Story Part 3)

She moves past her husband. She looks down at her body, beaten, bruised, her face almost unrecognizable. One arm is in a cast…
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A Woman's Gotta do What her Husband Asks for
Geez…What was his problem, anyway? He couldn’t be right. I ran Ed’s words over in my head again and again.
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Afterlight (A City Of Villains Story Part 4)

She remembered it all.
When she entered the bank, it was like somebody pushed her aside, borrowed her body. She came up to t…
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Foolishly [A Poem]
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Afterlight (A City Of Villains Story Part 5)

Before she could react, two of the gang members grabbed her. They must have worked her over for an hour, maybe more. Eventual…
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The Phone Addiction [Part 1]
My mother’s phone rings constantly.
I don’t think a second of the day goes by when her phone doesn’t ring or she’s not ince…
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The Hazel Eyes
People ran in all directions. The sky was black from smoke and the planes whirred over us like winged devils. We heard anothe…
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The Phone Addiction [Part 2]

I would complain about wanting to go out and play or not being able to find the TV remote and she wouldn’t listen, let alone …
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The Phone Addiction [Part 3]

Well, alright, I will give her some credit.
She would notice but she wouldn’t put down the phone or stop talking – she woul…
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The Phone Addiction [Part 4]

It was excellent, let me tell you: thanks to my mother, I was able to experience my first nightclub, my first drink and subse…
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Afterlight (A City Of Villains Story Part 6)

And what decision is that? I doubt you’ll let yourself die. You just don’t have the courage. Her other self laughed.
“Oh, ...
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Braided Hair: A Southern Haunting

Well, now at you said somethin, I reckon I gotta tell this one.
J’ever know Purchase Grover’s momma? Member she up an died …
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Afterlight (A City Of Villains Story Conclusion)

Melody felt fear wash over her. “But, how…”
“Come, Melody, darling.” The voice was strong, almost perfectly normal. “You’r…
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Canvas
The canvas looked bare without its heavy and ornate frame. Its cracks and crevices glimmered under the spotlights of the work…
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Battle of Masquitoville
There was a king name Lillypad Lapew, he was over the kindgom of Orchidville.
There was famine in the land and all the peasa…
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A Wolf's Death
It was midwinter: the cool air seemed to still the noises in the forest, and a ever darkening cloud kept appearing towards t…
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What is freedom?
Is it really freemdom when you can’t fly on your own?
or is it really freedom when you can say things you want but then have … -
A Baby-Sitter's Inspiration
There is no other feeling in the world than to see a smile on a childs face and know that you put it there.
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When My Parents Got Divorced
It was summer.
“Let’s go see Reno 911” Val the middle sister said. May the oldest sat up. “Yeah it’s mad hot in here.”
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5 Things To Annoy Co-Workers
1. Hum a theme like Star Wars or Warner Bros. under your breath incessantly.
2.Follow one your friends and spray everythi… -
Balls and Consequences (LoA Challenge)

“My ball,” I cried, standing up just in time to see it collide with a thunk and a thwap as the loosened leather cover hit hom…
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The Play's The Thing
Seth looked at the posting on the school bulletin board, once again to see that he didn’t get a part in the school play.
“Wh…
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the Psychic
The Psychic reader was out , the sign above her door read.
Oliver needed a reading, he was desperate. He knew today he would…
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White, White, White
Halfway up the rocky face – and by the time I saw that creeping giant it was too late, there was nowhere I could go. A climbe…
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Die Young, Stay Pretty

I never knew blood could be so hard to get out of the bottom of a bathtub. The corner market only carries so many cleaning su…
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A Southern Haunting: The Outhouse

Remins me of when I was a boy back in Lampshade Alabamee.
Me an ma’ cuzin Wille was inna need a th’ ole outhouse out back yon… -
Senator Celebutard

Just my luck, stuck next to a toe tapper in the next stall, prolly some celebutard or senator.
“Hey,” came a male voice from…
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A Godawful Small Affair
“I want to move to Mars, and open up a bar,” Gregor said.
Matti inhaled deeply, and let a cloud of pale blue smoke surround …
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Math Class

Heather: Chill Ben, I just feel like I need some space sometimes.
She started to walk into class and Ben grabbed her arm.
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Leonard Part 6: A Short Treatise on Excellence
Noted for his profound timing and staggering ability to turn an evil vegetarian premise into comedy gold, Bill Cosby’s charac…
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Vapor Fish
Laressa’s beady little brown eyes glared at me through the nicotine-tinted lenses of the stupid pink goggles she was wearing….
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The Great Gnarfor, Part One of Two
The cnidorious creature pushed away with its tentacles, drawing them back slowly and pushing them again, and began to move. T…
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Imprisoned By Ignorance
All my life, the only thing I’ve ever known is pain;
the pain of drugs, the pain of love and lies.
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Too Small A Planet

“There’s still hope,” Matti said. He leaned over the butane bloom at the center of their little cafe table and burned off the…
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The Package (Ben Paddon's Mundane Moments Made Magnificent Challenge)

The doorbell rang, so I opened it.
There was a package there, so I opened that too. With an X-acto knife.
There was another…
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The Great Gnarfor, Part Two of Two

And under the shadow of the Great Gnarfor, the people of Sicily shuddered.
But they were not defenseless. War jets began to …
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Gym Class
Lenny looked up from tying his shoe, the still-smoldering remains of Mrs. Bark sputtering on the concrete in front of him. “N…
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I Die For You
My greatest dreams, needing to come true
But I would give up all of them, all because of you.
Your silky hair and sapphire ey… -
Do you remember? (place challenge)

Going outside to get the mail. Spring is creeping up on us, I can smell it. Inhale deeply, take in the scent that the earth g…
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The message on your answering machine that I should've left...

Hey. It’s me. I know we don’t talk much but, that’s my fault. Uh…here’s the thing. I notice that when you leave a room, you…
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Vapor Fish pt. 2

The wooden slats of the dock groaned and creeked under my boots as I walked toward the bathroom, as if to say: “you sir, are …
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Ode To Ziggy Stardust

Ziggy, you’re a masterpiece
Spanning across the galaxy far and wide
Leaving a smirk from a naughty dream on my sheet
Your voi… -
Where Have You Been Terrance Filmore?{Melia's Scary Challenge}

The Filmores had never believed in zombies, ghosts or the vampire lore. Those were myths and legends. Alien landings were mad…
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Down In The Park

As we strode down the beach, trying hard to repress ourselves from grasping hands or some other embarrassing atrocity, we cam…
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secret, tree, parents, grown

She had a secret; one she had never told anybody. It was a very painful secret that she preferred not to talk about.
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Anara and the Wolf

She ran towards the forest. It wasn’t quite that dark yet, althought shadows played across the woods. A man was following her…
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Backing out

“we have nothing to talk about, i have to go to the gym, someone’s waiting for me there”Kenny says
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gravity and love
His smiles are bright as a mega watt bulb
Maybe cause he is a movie star
But who does he stare at with his perfect gaze?
Me
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Ignorance is Bliss
Trees sway
and birds fly
Flowers pray
but hours die.Nature’s way
So good and sweet
A love today
A small heartbeat.What do…
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Test!!,From I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!! CLICK ON THISSSSSS!!!
1. If you were to date anyone in the fame line who would it be?
2.Would you rather date an emo or an ghetto man?
3. Which m…
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An Anonymous Tip

Mr. Massegiller stepped out of his office, shined shoes squeaking on the tiles. “Hello, Vera, anything new?” he asked as he g…
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At the doctor's office

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What I Love About you

I shook my head at him, I almost forgot her for that moment. It didn’t matter, anymore. That’s what I liked about Garrett, he…
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Evening at Chalk Cliff

As Mother Sun settled down to sleep,
And Brother Twilight stepped into the air,
The evening at Chalk Cliff had started
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Vapor Fish pt. 3

A Federal Relief Chip. A few inches of translucent plastic with a microchip in the center. The government issued these to poo…
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Bear Bones Beginning
Things are not going well with my girlfriend.
A few nights ago, you see, I was taking out the garbage. She accompanied me, t…
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So...Maddie
I looked over at Maddie, she was crossing and uncrossing her eyes again. She held on tight onto Bun-bun, a tattered, old, stu…
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Can't stand it...
I still see you every day, yet it’s different. It’s not out of bitterness or depression, nor heartbreak. My stomach sinks whe…
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One Minute at 11:11
He sits by a window
staring out at a dark sky,
not yet caught in the fine web
that hangs between midnight and morning.He wa…
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The Gate Is Open (Melia's Scary Challenge)

Laura enter her apartment, as she walk the long oblong hall way, she noticed that the bedroom lamp was on. She stop half way …
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Cold Zone
He made his way down the darkened artery of the now dead city. It was another cold day and his breath was visible, trailing a…
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Katy
She cries in the dead of night, alone where no one can hear her.
And he cries too. “Luke?” She whispers, tiptoeing to his ro…
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The Comming

Darius Bontaville, Lived in a Condo on Durate Street in Rome.
He lived alone and without any source of contact with the out…
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Ways to get kicked out of Wallmart
1. Grab a speaker phone and stand on the check out station and scream: “LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER!” Then start singing the Barne…
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The Battle for Red Base 9

The Russians descended with an entire fleet of battleships and fighters, reigning hell upon the Arvians. I could hear them sq…
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I Love You

Rodney pulled away from her minutes later.
_Rodney: It’s getting dark, how are you going to get home?
Jeanette: Hmm…
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Love
Now I know why they call it true love. It’s not love, it’s not puppy love, it’s true love. True love is always there for the…
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The Valentines Day Challenge

Roses are Red, Violets are truly Blue, you hurt me and now we are through.
In celebration of Valentine Day, I want to bring …
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Wallmart Disturbances!(Warning:Please try at home!)

1.Pretend to steal a 20$ bill obviously. Or actually do it.
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Love hurts

How could this happen? NO, please let this be a dream. I stared dow at the shockingly pink and cheesy. The hello kitty valent…
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Worrying

Blake smiled and wrote back,
Heather is up
you’re crazy
she’s hot but she has a secret, i like it
Blake turned back to Heat… -
Make Me Jump Into the Air

“Sometimes,” Gregor mused, “all a guy needs is a little hope, right?”
“Sure,” replied Matti as he tapped the side of his gla…
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Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart ( Cat's challenge)

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Pose as a store employee. Plant yourself infront of the video game display and start playing the demo versions. When y…
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M.I.A. Boyfriend (break up on voice mail) Valentine Day Challenge

The seconds on the clock tick away as I waited for my shift to end. Tonight was so special and I wanted to get home and get r…
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relentless
“Spare me,” she drawled.
He narrowed his eyes, but kept his tone controlled. “I asked nicely.”
“You demanded,” she reminded…
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A Later Note to Hasbeen

Dear Hasbeen,
It has been a long time and you might be surprised to see the words,
Thank You.
Thank you for saying all thos… -
Taking A Stand

“Wow oh my she is such a creepster!!!” Linz said later the next day.
“I know!!! It’s so weird, some of the things she said d…
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A Spectator of Senses

I feel insane all of the time.
The sun goes up but it’s not bright—even when I look directly at it. At night the street …
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Zero Unread Messages

With Jordan out of the way, I started thinking about other things.
Bryce.
It had been weeks since I texted him.
And nothin…
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Shy and Hopeful and Hopeless

She waited at the flagpole. She always waited at the flagpole for her sister. How was it that her younger sister always got o…
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On Turning Thirty
If I hear someone say one more time that the 30’s are the new 20’s, I’m going to jump out of a window. And not necessarily on…
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Brewing Conspiracy
The hot coffee warmed my conscience as much as it did my palette. I stared straight ahead looking at my distorted reflection …
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Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

1. Enter wearing tights and an old British cloak and start reenacting scenes from Monty Python’s Holy Grail (esp. the “oppres…