Stories tagged with "abe lincoln"
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A Night at the Theatre{April14,1865}

The curtain rose for the play Our American Cousin.
In the audience was a Captain in the Union army, sitting next to him was …
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Duct Tape Really is Man's Best Friend!

“You know what? I’m not gonna take this.” Mike walks over to Liberace, picks him up, and duct-tapes him to a building.
“Let…
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Yoda'lling on.

“Interesting what?”
“Just interesting.”
“No, really. Interesting hat? You like my beard? You’ve never heard of the United S…
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Yoda meets Lincoln (dumbest story eva!!)
At some point before the civil war, Abe Lincoln was walking around. He bumped into a little green… person type thing.
“Who…