Stories tagged with "aide"
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Happy Thoughts: Wave 3
by uselessness 6 months ago
“Harris, get in here!”
“Sir?”
“My contact at the NRA just informed me that the suicide rate among gun owners has nearly tri…
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Happy Thoughts: Wave 2
by uselessness 6 months ago
“Sir, with the success of last year’s Constructive Rehabilitation Act, people are calling for more widespread adoption of the…
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Think Happy Thoughts (It's The Law)
by uselessness 6 months ago
“So, the good scientists down at SRI have a new invention, do they?”
“Yes sir, there’s an article about it this month in one…