Stories tagged with "buffy"
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A Very Star Wars Wedding Reception

The Dan Band finished belting out a profanity-laced version of “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.
Chazz and Scott gave each other…
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A Very Star Wars Wedding

“Mawwiage, mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today,” Jesus joked. “We’re here to celebrate the marriage of Luke and Buffy. ...
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Star Wars: A Powerful Obsession

It may have been all those repressed feelings towards Leia guiding him, or it may have been the beautiful, if not forward, yo…
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Star Wars: A Memorable Battle Cry

The gunslinger Roland Deschain had finally met his match. Magneto used his magnetic abnormality to fetch Roland’s dual blaste…
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Star Wars: A Heart To Heart

The chaotic cacophony was getting louder and louder. “Leia hates your guts! Leia hates your guts!”
“Just ignore them, honey,...
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Star Wars: A Head Start

Buffy was actually kind of enjoying her date with the Emperor. Whenever he wasn’t whining or flying off the handle, he coul…
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Star Wars: A New Plan

As the Millennium Falcon approached the Death Star something weird happened. “I can’t control the ship,” Hiller admitted.
“I…
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Prokhor Petrovich hates beans

This upset Prokhor Petrovich very much. He didn’t care much for beans. In fact, it would be possible to say that he disliked …