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• Birthright

  by Ana Cristina 8 months ago

  For the six months when I am back among the living, I able to take on again the responsibilities that are mine by birthright….

• Note to Self: Screw Demeter...Actually, Just kidding, Don't...That Would Be Really Awkward...

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  Persephone was gone. I could not believe it.
  Screw Demeter, I thought irritably.
  I hated Demeter, I hated Zeus, and I hated…

• Captain Obvious Wins An Award: The Stupidest God-brother on the Planet

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “It’s…bright,” slurred a drunk from the Elysian Fields.

  “Shut up,” I said.

  “Zeus, you moron!” I screeched as another ligh…

• Uh...Did You Really Just Say Zeus-y?

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Because Zeus-y and I want you to, and Zeus-y is omnipotent,” she simpers.

  I can’t resist; I snort and smirk at my definitel…

• Forced Marriage, Rape, It All Amounts to the Same Thing

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Uh…hey, Mom, long time no see,” she says, tossing the pomegranate into a bush.

  “Oh, I know, I couldn’t believe Hades _rap…

• After I Kill the Butler I Shall...

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  Just then, my butler comes in.
  “Uh, sir, Persephone is in your garden.”
  _You are sooooooo getting a worse punishment for that…

• Diatribe to Yours Truly, from the In-Laws

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Err, in the shower I believe,” I say, conveniently neglecting to mention I was in there too.
  “The OUTRAGE!” she shrieks, ove…

• Indecency!

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Errr…” I say. What is my thing for saying er all the time?
  Persephone notices too. “Shut up, please. That’s terribly ann…

• Some More 'Er's and a Planned Abduction through a Crack

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Er…” I say again. “That might be a problem with your mother.”
  “Oh, pooh, I don’t care,” she simpers, flouncing around me t…

• Escape?

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Er…is something wrong?” I ask. What a total moron I am. Of course there’s something wrong, she’s crying her bloody eyes …