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• Stupid Human Tricks

  by JMBauhaus about 1 month ago

  I once knew this girl. She wasn’t like the rest of us. She had a special power, one that made her the envy of every woman who…

• A Person Against Society and Personal Expression!

  by NightMaiden about 1 month ago

  A piercing scream flooded the house, and James nearly fell off his chair when he heard it. He ran into the living room, gaspi…

• Smooth Ingredient

  by Andrew Mayfield 2 months ago

  Shreds of dignity peel from her ever elastic and flucuating waist. Terror and loathing wash over her in pulsing waves inducin…

• BULLeehmiCK

  by RunningWithScissors 5 months ago

  Sandy handed me the toothbrush. Today I’m going first. Afterall, I was the one who brought out the Cheese Nips and Oreos. I g…

• Diet vs The Cup Cake

  by butterflygirl6106 5 months ago

  Look at you starting the new year like all years dieting. You know that I will always be there teasing your hunger pains and …

• Upside Down or Inside Out Doesn't Get It!

  by judee4u2 6 months ago

  I have enjoyed reading about all the quirks that you guys have. I must admit that I possess some of those that are already li…

• Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!

  by ○○♥Promises Broken & Backs Turned♥○○ 9 months ago

  Milk is sooo yesterday, the new milk:
  DIET COKE!!!!
  I mean, milk is so. . .
  blah,
  while diet coke is fizzy, tasty, and doesn’...

• A No-Carb Diet

  by someday_93 9 months ago

  Wendall:

  My keen senses tell me that something is off kilter with Uncle Louie and the Polka dots. For one, they play the w…

• Been Doin' It Since We Got Married, She'd Come Out Grinnin'

  by BARomero 12 months ago

  It went on like this for weeks. Every time I was on the verge of quitting, she’d say something and I’d be so angry, I had to …

• I'd Fight Dorothy, Dorothy Always Wins

  by BARomero 12 months ago

  One day, I stopped off at the Wonder Burger after work. I just couldn’t take it anymore. I figured one Wonder Burger and an o…