Stories tagged with "donkey kong"
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Alex in Wonderland - Part 6
by John Perkins 3 months ago
Alex strolled down memory lane that was the Wonderland Mall. Across from the arcade, a huge line formed in front of the movie…
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The End
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
“You know – you gotta have money to play, but it’s the same thing over and over again. Always some big monkey or monster to k…
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Just Say No
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
“After all that ass kicking you should be,” Pax said, “you’d better not piss her off, Mario. I know I won’t – not when she’s …
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The Hot Pink Umbrella Rampage
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
He fell to his knees, slobber and blood running from his nose
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Prove It!
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
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Flash, Bonk, Whiz, Bam!
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
Flash, Bonk, Whiz, Bam! It was 1983. Mario walked into Charlie’s Arcade, removed the chewing tobacco from his lower lip, and …
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Mario is Dead
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
carried it over to Pauline. She reached down and touched his cheek, checked his pulse, and then put her head on his chest. Ma…
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King of the Concrete Jungle
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
Mario was exasperated beyond endurance, but there was no
time to waste. He chased after the giant monkey, climbing
ever hig… -
Next Level
by YodaOnCrack 12 months ago
Mario smashed the hammer down on the first barrel. It rang
loudly against the iron hoops, lighting the night air with
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Over a Barrel: The Gorilla and Our Stalwart Hero
by YodaOnCrack about 1 year ago
Atop a steel girder 25 meters high, the 800 pound gorilla looked down at Mario and reached for a nearby barrel. Grunting and …