Stories tagged with "dumb"
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How Populars are Different in My Eyes

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DO NOT READ THIS IT'S STUPID. lol. *edited*
Thanks for all your help, I was shocked anyone even answered. LOL. I’m now in 8th grade, thankful that this year’s going so q…
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Please, I Implore of You, Get Smarter! [Secret Agent Challenge]

She rolled over on to her back, shooting from in between her legs in an amazing display of flexibility.
The bodyguards stood…
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Busted!
Mowing the grass can come with disaster. Did you know that? Well I do now. Thanks to my Uncle Steve.
This actually happened …
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Easy Target
She was as blank as canvas and less absorbent than a waxed floor. For a fifth grader, she’d better figure out how to get it t…
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The Dumbest Plan I Ever Made (Don't Get Defensive Challenge)

The first sound I heard upon waking was crunch!
“Ow!!!”
Blood pooled under my foot. The last thought before fainting at t…
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I DON'T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING THIS SUMMER! I'M SPENDING MINE UNDER MY VERY COZY ROCK, REGRETTING THE FACT THAT I HAVE NO LIFE!

He’s hot. What’s his name?
He is NOT hot! God, you think everyone you see is hot!
No, not girls, you know I’m straight.
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A Winning Name

“Hey, man, I just wanted to tell you I thought of a name.”
“A name? What for? You get a dog?”
“No, for me.”
“You already h…
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Shut Up.
Ryan stared dully ahead of him while his companion blabbered on. They’d been on this island (one of those tiny cliché sand ba…
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Leave It to Beazer

Billy loved to play practical jokes on his friend Beazer. So, when Beazer wanted to learn how to snow ski, Billy told him tha…
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