Stories tagged with "failed attempt at humor"
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Exposing The Secret (egnellahC sdrawkcaB)
by John Perkins 5 months ago
“Hello?” George answered the phone, not recognizing the number.
“Mr. Stephens. This is Yugo Svenson. I’m an assistant of Mrs…
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Rogue Rage (egnellahC sdrawkcaB)
by John Perkins 5 months ago
Tony adjusted his mirror to get a good look at the person honking behind him. His eyelids creeped slowly towards center, leav…
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Insurance Fraud Ain't Aflacks ONLY Skill
by Holdini 6 months ago
Max walked up to the white house where he had last heard the duck was there. He only had to kill 7.3 people to find it. Howev…
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The Bus Stop
by John Perkins 6 months ago
His hands were cracked and dirty, stained from years of manual labor. The tips of his yellowed nails, caked in a greasy black…
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Please God, Let It End (uselessness's PRECISE MANEUVERS Challenge!)
by John Perkins 6 months ago
I was half-asleep, fully reclined on the sofa when I heard his voice. Penetrating deep into my subconscious, it broke my slum…
