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• Deities

  by BernerOberland 5 months ago

  “I am so mush prettier than you,” Aphrodite exclaimed, while looking at her reflection in the River Stix.

  “Says you,” Venus…

• Just a Quick Godly Check [Olympus on the Loose]

  by THX 0477 8 months ago

  Hermes piped up at once, “Those humans always have good ideas. I’ll go check.” Before anyone could object, he was off, leavin…

• Where's West?

  by Dragon_sun 515 9 months ago

  “This meeting is in session!” John cried for what seemed like the thousandth time. I looked around the room for West but didn…

• The Glory of The Gods

  by Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz 11 months ago

  Long before Egypt was even a nation that stood before the world, a world stood upon a mountain. Don’t roll your eyes, for the…

• Note to Self: Screw Demeter...Actually, Just kidding, Don't...That Would Be Really Awkward...

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  Persephone was gone. I could not believe it.
  Screw Demeter, I thought irritably.
  I hated Demeter, I hated Zeus, and I hated…

• Captain Obvious Wins An Award: The Stupidest God-brother on the Planet

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “It’s…bright,” slurred a drunk from the Elysian Fields.

  “Shut up,” I said.

  “Zeus, you moron!” I screeched as another ligh…

• Uh...Did You Really Just Say Zeus-y?

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Because Zeus-y and I want you to, and Zeus-y is omnipotent,” she simpers.

  I can’t resist; I snort and smirk at my definitel…

• Forced Marriage, Rape, It All Amounts to the Same Thing

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Uh…hey, Mom, long time no see,” she says, tossing the pomegranate into a bush.

  “Oh, I know, I couldn’t believe Hades _rap…

• After I Kill the Butler I Shall...

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  Just then, my butler comes in.
  “Uh, sir, Persephone is in your garden.”
  _You are sooooooo getting a worse punishment for that…

• Diatribe to Yours Truly, from the In-Laws

  by blueyedwonder about 1 year ago

  “Err, in the shower I believe,” I say, conveniently neglecting to mention I was in there too.
  “The OUTRAGE!” she shrieks, ove…