Stories tagged with "hamster"
-
The only thing to say is, "What the Hell!?"

The minds of everyone in my house were pretty calm. My mom was paying attention to her work for her students, my brother play…
-
On the Classification of Common Rodentia

“I dunno, Ross. It smells like chipmunk to me.”
“How can you say that? There’s no stripes. It’s obviously a hamster.”
“Naaaah… -
Unfortunate Event 3

Kellogs the hamster – so named for his love of corn flakes – decided one evening not to be nocturnal anymore. He slept throug…
-
Day Care [pasta challenge]

I was busy helping toddlers glue rigatoni onto a paper inside a diamond shape, when Chrissy climbed on the table to take Jess…