Stories tagged with "hip hop"
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The YodaOnCrack Rap Video

Darth Vader raised his hand and Yoda was thrown against the wall. As Yoda rose to his feet, Vader motioned to the Space DJ an…
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A Hip Hop Goddess (Flute_Faerie7's CHALLENGE)

Neatly woven dreadlocks lifted and fell around her plush ebony features like sea anemones—soft and weightless. She clutched t…
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Warlord (King of Mars) lyrics

(Chorus)
King
Of
Mars
Rockin’ this shit harder
Then my name was John Carter (WHAT?)
King
Of
Mars
Gets the planets poppin’
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The YodaOnCrack Rap Song

My name is Yoda
That’s what I told-ya
Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya
with my light saber or a _jedi mind tric…
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Wrangling a Christmas Shopper

The streets were alive with Christmas music and
frantic shoppers as the green 1974 Ford LTD drove
onward, sleet pelting its… -
Revenge of the Hairy Potter

“You thugz seen a Ninja named Orenthal James kissin’ it with some berserk werewolves? Some folks call him OJ.”
“NOPE!”
“NOP…