Stories tagged with "hip hop"
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The YodaOnCrack Rap Video
by YodaOnCrack 8 months ago
Darth Vader raised his hand and Yoda was thrown against the wall. As Yoda rose to his feet, Vader motioned to the Space DJ an…
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A Hip Hop Goddess (Flute_Faerie7's CHALLENGE)
by Tad Winslow 10 months ago
Neatly woven dreadlocks lifted and fell around her plush ebony features like sea anemones—soft and weightless. She clutched t…
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Warlord (King of Mars) lyrics
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars 11 months ago
(Chorus)
King
Of
Mars
Rockin’ this shit harder
Then my name was John Carter (WHAT?)
King
Of
Mars
Gets the planets poppin’
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The YodaOnCrack Rap Song
by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago
My name is Yoda
That’s what I told-ya
Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya
with my light saber or a _jedi mind tric…
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Wrangling a Christmas Shopper
by YodaOnCrack about 1 year ago
The streets were alive with Christmas music and
frantic shoppers as the green 1974 Ford LTD drove
onward, sleet pelting its… -
Revenge of the Hairy Potter
by YodaOnCrack about 1 year ago
“You thugz seen a Ninja named Orenthal James kissin’ it with some berserk werewolves? Some folks call him OJ.”
“NOPE!”
“NOP…