Stories tagged with "horoscopes"

  • Fake Horoscopes 7-24-08 Inspired by text

    by Oy 4 months ago 0 out of 5 stars

    Capricorn(Dec 22-Jan 19)Your brain will shortly be taken by two bisexual aliens on a shopping spree

    Aquarius(Jan 20 – Feb 19…

  • Fake Horoscopes 7-20-08 Inspired by text

    by Oy 4 months ago 5 out of 5 stars

    Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) – The stars reveal that your parakeet will escape and get hit by a runaway train.

    Aquarius (Jan 20…

  • Fake Horoscopes 7-16-08

    by Oy 4 months ago 4 out of 5 stars

    Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) – Your cat will soon get feline leukemia—from your hamster

    Aquarius (Jan 20 – Feb 19) – You wil…