Stories tagged with "joan of arc"
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Regrets? I've Had a Few...

Gates watched helplessly as death pirouetted down the hall, trailing smoke and flame.
Aware that he’d never get a shot off b…
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You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

1.Dating a celebrity?
Joan of Arc — only if she looks like Jane Wiedlin from Bill and Ted.2.Buds with a celebrity?
Warren E… -
Breaking Up is Hard (Though Rocket Launchers Make it Significantly Easier)
Gates turned the corner in full sprint, and skidded to a stop. “Bollocks!” he shouted. Another hallway. Another dead-end.
Ga…