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• Regrets? I've Had a Few...

  by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars 6 months ago

  Gates watched helplessly as death pirouetted down the hall, trailing smoke and flame.

  Aware that he’d never get a shot off b…

• You've Got the Awesome Quiz…I've Got the Awesome Answers

  by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars 8 months ago

  1.Dating a celebrity?
  Joan of Arc — only if she looks like Jane Wiedlin from Bill and Ted.

  2.Buds with a celebrity?
  Warren E…

• Breaking Up is Hard (Though Rocket Launchers Make it Significantly Easier)

  by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago

  Gates turned the corner in full sprint, and skidded to a stop. “Bollocks!” he shouted. Another hallway. Another dead-end.

  Ga…