Stories tagged with "jokes"
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Here Is Where We Let Go
Nobody understands us
Us and our inside jokes
About the helicopter
About clapping ghosts
About cookies
About the fun button
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All Inclusive

They didn’t get my joke. The one about the bracelts being all inclusive. I had to explain it. Pain killers, CT scan, EKG, MRI…
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Exploring

John instantly grabbed her hand and pulled her back up. The two of them sat there holding onto each other, their breaths fast…
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Random Panda Jokes

A panda walked into a bar. Ouch.
What’s black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt panda.What’s the difference between a…
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One Fool Too Many
“oh your shoes untied.” flick “April fools”
later that day.
“hey theres something on your shirt” flick “April fools”
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Defenses are so up

“Hey, what’s with the Terminator look? You know I don’t know John Connor, right?” She had her hair covering her left eye in a…
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Cafeteria

I sit down with my gross cafeteria food and seconds later down sits Carter.
“Hey, Haley, what’s new in History? Get it? Hist…
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Back With Ellen

When we were just about to leave, one of the show’s personnel hurried up to us.
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Staying Alive

_Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
Im a womans man, no time to talk
Music loud and women warm
Ive been kicked aro… -
On the Outside (six-word memoir)

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Outside the joke, I don’t laugh.
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