Stories tagged with "jokes"

  • Here Is Where We Let Go

    Nobody understands us
    Us and our inside jokes
    About the helicopter
    About clapping ghosts
    About cookies
    About the fun button
    O…

  • All Inclusive Inspired by text

    They didn’t get my joke. The one about the bracelts being all inclusive. I had to explain it. Pain killers, CT scan, EKG, MRI…

  • Exploring Inspired by text

    John instantly grabbed her hand and pulled her back up. The two of them sat there holding onto each other, their breaths fast…

  • Random Panda Jokes Inspired by a photo

    A panda walked into a bar. Ouch.

    What’s black and white and red all over?
    A sunburnt panda.

    What’s the difference between a…

  • One Fool Too Many

    “oh your shoes untied.” flick “April fools”

    later that day.

    “hey theres something on your shirt” flick “April fools”

    e…

  • Defenses are so up Inspired by text

    “Hey, what’s with the Terminator look? You know I don’t know John Connor, right?” She had her hair covering her left eye in a…

  • Cafeteria Inspired by text

    I sit down with my gross cafeteria food and seconds later down sits Carter.

    “Hey, Haley, what’s new in History? Get it? Hist…

  • Back With Ellen Inspired by text

    When we were just about to leave, one of the show’s personnel hurried up to us.
    “Hey, Ellen wants to know if you guys can co…

  • Staying Alive Inspired by text

    _Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
    Im a womans man, no time to talk
    Music loud and women warm
    Ive been kicked aro…

  • On the Outside (six-word memoir) Inspired by text

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