Stories tagged with "lemons"
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When Life Gives You Lemons Squirt the Juice in Your Enemies Eyes!
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When Life Gives You Lemons... Throw Them At Monkeys!!!!!!!!

“Awwwww! Look at the cute little monkeys! Em, wasn’t the zoo a good idea?”
“Wonderful.” Said Em sarcatically.
“You don’t ha…
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things change, not the lemons

If you want something, go get it. If it turns out you dont want it when you get it, sell it to someone else. Like they always…