Stories tagged with "lists"
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Promises Are Made To Be Broken

“One: you’re a drunk. Two: you stole my phone. Three: you’re a sleaze-ball just like your buddy Paul.”
“Nice list, Becca,” J…
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Sincerely Me

Dear Journal,
I like lists. They are neat, and orderly, and easy to read. Why can’t life be like that? Be they bulletted, nu…
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a pointless list made up when i was desperate for something pointless to do
What To Do For 45 Minutes When You Aren’t Allowed To Do Anything:
1.Stare at the wall. After a while it will change shape, c…
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5 Things I Have Never Told Anyone

1.) Your hair tastes like pasta. Mind if I cover it in Prego?
2.) My house is made out of Vienna Sausages.
3.) The governme…
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We're the Antithesis

He’s always been a punctilious sort of person: precise. Always on time. A place for everything. In his car, he puts his favor…
