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• The Coming of Lenin

  by THX 0477 5 months ago

  In a small cottage not too far away…

  I looked at myself in the mirror. There was no denying that I was magnificent. I wa…

• Zombie Emancipation

  by uselessness 5 months ago

  I grabbed the squeegee by the handle and carefully extracted it from the zombie’s head. It slid out with a squelch and an out…

• Zombie Hegemony

  by uselessness 5 months ago

  Zombie Karl Marx was holding the gas pump nozzle in his right hand and my collar in his left. “I think it’s about time you jo…

• Zombie Reification

  by uselessness 5 months ago

  “Honey, I want some tuna.”

  I looked over at Nicole, who was making hungry eyes at me in the passenger’s seat. She was beauti…

• Zombie Proletariats

  by uselessness 6 months ago

  “We’ve got to get out of the suburbs,” I told my very pregnant wife as I escorted her to the car. Thankfully the vehicle was …

• Zombie Struggle

  by uselessness 6 months ago

  I grabbed the mug from the nightstand and heaved open the window. Zombie Karl Marx had the crazed look of an undead Soviet la…

• Zombie Workers

  by uselessness 6 months ago

  I arrived at the house around 3:30 and left the car in the driveway. “Honey?” I called as I ran up the stairs. I rounded the …

• Zombie Union

  by uselessness 6 months ago

  That was too easy. The zombie problem over, I turned on my heel to head back to the office and return to work. The man in the…

• Zombie Manifesto

  by uselessness 6 months ago

  I darted down the hall, grabbing the company fire axe on the way, and burst into the parking lot behind the building. Where w…

• Zombie Revolution

  by uselessness 6 months ago

  Gasp! as the undead walk among us!

  Scream! as reanimated corpses hunger for flesh!

  Run! when they come after yo…