Stories tagged with "mcdonalds"
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Contradictory: Grim Determination (Make Me Laugh Challenge)

Some things just beg to be contradicted. They teethe with a sort of irony that you just can’t withstand. My girlfriend and I …
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The Jonas Robbery Part 35: No Flights

Mrs. Jonas drove us to the hotel where we would stay until the concert. We got an absolutely beautiful suite that had a livin…
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Garbage, the Other White Meat
I’m standing in line,
With the cashier’s whine,
“May I take your order, ma’am?”“That’s right, you’ll give what I pick,
And …