Stories tagged with "meat"
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Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

Entry 61-
In Japan it is practically illegal to stab your food which is why they use chopsticks instead of forks
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So Many Variables, So Few Guns

Despite his bulk, Agent Lefleur sidestepped gracefully along the porch tracking the movement of the shadowy figure through th…
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Bacon's Code Green
“Alright everybody, go ahead and sit down, we’ll be doing an experiment today, but first we have an announcement.” she looked…
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Waiting For Rain

Travis smiled a little, tried not to smirk. “Hey, don’t blame cancer. It’s not the cancer’s fault. Might as well blame the ic…
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Food Down Below
He marvels at the rippling surface of the cerulean water from 30 feet below. Two tiger sharks patrol just under the surface, ...
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Another seqel to the sentence challange.

“It’s not like anyone’s ever gonna know what we did, I mean, who’d ever suspect us?” Brad said to his monkey Sean. “I mean, s…
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Dead Innocent Meat

As we were driving to Officer Luke’s Office unfortunately, I was thinking. I finally came to realize what Hannah meant by “Po…
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A Polite Encounter
As I was swimming down the Nile
I chanced to meet a crocodile
Who smiled as he greeted me
With obvious sincerity
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Charge!

You let out a pircing yell. “Charge!” you exclaim leading your friends, waving the machete in the air.
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Meat, Meat, Must Eat Meat

Feeling particularly manly in your pirate attire, machete at your side, you declare you will find food, real food, manly food…
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