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Stories tagged with "meat"

  • Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia Inspired by text

    by Disturbed Youth 5 months ago 5 out of 5 stars

    Entry 61-

    In Japan it is practically illegal to stab your food which is why they use chopsticks instead of forks

    Entry 62- ...

  • So Many Variables, So Few Guns Inspired by text

    by THX 0477 5 months ago 5 out of 5 stars

    Despite his bulk, Agent Lefleur sidestepped gracefully along the porch tracking the movement of the shadowy figure through th…

  • Bacon's Code Green

    by Fyora Cartagan 5 months ago 4 out of 5 stars

    “Alright everybody, go ahead and sit down, we’ll be doing an experiment today, but first we have an announcement.” she looked…

  • Waiting For Rain Inspired by text

    by RicoLaser 6 months ago 5 out of 5 stars

    Travis smiled a little, tried not to smirk. “Hey, don’t blame cancer. It’s not the cancer’s fault. Might as well blame the ic…

  • Food Down Below

    by John T. H. Ree 7 months ago 5 out of 5 stars

    He marvels at the rippling surface of the cerulean water from 30 feet below. Two tiger sharks patrol just under the surface, ...

  • Dead Innocent Meat Inspired by text

    by Reggie Saymine---(Say-mean) 8 months ago 5 out of 5 stars

    As we were driving to Officer Luke’s Office unfortunately, I was thinking. I finally came to realize what Hannah meant by “Po…

  • A Polite Encounter

    by uselessness 8 months ago 0 out of 5 stars

    As I was swimming down the Nile
    I chanced to meet a crocodile
    Who smiled as he greeted me
    With obvious sincerity
    And asked me…

  • The Butcher

    by Fyora Cartagan 12 months ago 4 out of 5 stars

    Laraine walked through the quiet supermarket, rehearsing her shopping list in her head.

    _Sugar, juice, beef…Sugar, juice, ...

  • Transferring Boyfriends Inspired by text

    by One Time, One Chance about 1 year ago 0 out of 5 stars

    I looked over at Tasha’s outfit, then stared down at mine in shame. Tasha had everything, a good boyfriend, she’s a top che…

  • Fast food killed us... hippies will finish us off

    by Jnova about 1 year ago 4 out of 5 stars

    Some say it was in the high fructose corn syrup. Others say it was in the trans fat, or homogenized whatever.
    But it was the …