Stories tagged with "microwave"
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When You Blow Your Microwave Up [[Make Me Laugh Challenge]]

I stuck the Campbell’s soup container in the microwave, entering in two minutes. Then I hit start and turned to the sink wh…
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Norton's post-apocalypse (exciting conclusion!)

Norton began to make friends with all of his major appliances, and he was a pretty happy guy. Eventually, Norton forgot what …
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Norton's post-apocalypse (parts 3 and 4)

Several days later, Norton emerged once again from his new home, to a world just as bleak as it had been before. Winds were b…
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Appliances

“Not the dishwasher again!” I cried as ran towards the kitchen where I could hear the sound of gushing water. It seemed, that…
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Next Time Hit Snooze

I warmed the pot roast and looked through the paper. Don’t they ever write about things other than death and scandals, any mo…