Stories tagged with "monkeys"
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Pretzels in the Library
by g2 (la pianista irlandesa) about 1 month ago
“The monkeys told me I’d find you here.”
“Smart monkeys.”
“So, what are you doing here?”
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Permits Are Just Too Easy To Get
by SKermitgorf about 1 month ago
“You can get a permit to do just about anything if you know how to word your request,” said Samantha Sinclair to her neighbo…
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Monkey Love
by LovingYourHeartbreak♥ about 1 month ago
Monkeys make horrible spouses. And beer is not something you should drink in a huge amount when you visit the zoo.
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Dinner is at 8
by Gloria Bold 2 months ago
The ocean breeze turned chilly as the sun went down on the third day. The sand was still warm, and that’s what kept him there…
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When Life Gives You Lemons... Throw Them At Monkeys!!!!!!!!
by Linkluver13 3 months ago
“Awwwww! Look at the cute little monkeys! Em, wasn’t the zoo a good idea?”
“Wonderful.” Said Em sarcatically.
“You don’t ha…
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Monkey Business
by Gloria Bold 3 months ago
“The monkeys told me I’d find you here, wallowing in self pity.”
“Ahh, what do monkey’s know anyway” I replied as traced fig…
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Gossip From the Canopy of the Amazon Rainforest
by OrangeOreos 4 months ago
Monkeys make horrible spouses. Or at least, that was what Mrs. Tucan advised me, as she sat in my (dare I say it?) tastefully…
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5 Things I Have Never Told Anyone
by Hobo Beard Bob 7 months ago
1.) Your hair tastes like pasta. Mind if I cover it in Prego?
2.) My house is made out of Vienna Sausages.
3.) The governme…
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Primate Genocide
by User 6333 8 months ago
“The Monkeys told me I’d find you here. Now what do you want? Let me finish this on my own. They led me this far and it is on…
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Stacey the Monkey's Teacher (My 1st Ficlet Nirvana)
by Three Gryphon[s] 9 months ago
“The monkeys told me I’d find you here, Tricia.”
“What? You’re insane! There are no monkeys here! Are there?”
“No, silly! I…
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