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• Evil Monkeys Run Amuk

  by BernerOberland about 1 month ago

  We looked out our door.
  There were thousands of them.
  Evil looks on there faces.
  Jumping.

  Running.

  Fighting with each other…

• Monkeys Are Evil!!!!

  by Luuvvxiz_90 about 1 month ago

  the killer monkeys
  i saw one day
  roaming around the earth! uhhh….
  Well im trying to frame monkeys here
  so you better make…

• Abernathy Sleed

  by The Canadian Lemming 2 months ago

  Abernathy Sleed collected the colour froop.

  Not froop-coloured plates, froop-coloured flags or froop-coloured memorabilia; A…

• Pretzels in the Library

  by g2 (la pianista irlandesa) 5 months ago

  “The monkeys told me I’d find you here.”
  “Smart monkeys.”
  “So, what are you doing here?”
  “Same reason I walk into a library…

• Permits Are Just Too Easy To Get

  by Kermitgorf 5 months ago

  “You can get a permit to do just about anything if you know how to word your request,” said Samantha Sinclair to her neighbo…

• Monkey Love

  by LovingYourHeartbreak♥ 6 months ago

  Monkeys make horrible spouses. And beer is not something you should drink in a huge amount when you visit the zoo.
  “EEEEEEEP!...

• Monkey See, Man Do

  by JeremyVS 7 months ago

  The monkeys told me I’d find you here. They always get things like that right, you know that. What with their infinite number…

• Dinner is at 8

  by Gloria Bold 7 months ago

  The ocean breeze turned chilly as the sun went down on the third day. The sand was still warm, and that’s what kept him there…

• When Life Gives You Lemons... Throw Them At Monkeys!!!!!!!!

  by Linkluver13 7 months ago

  “Awwwww! Look at the cute little monkeys! Em, wasn’t the zoo a good idea?”

  “Wonderful.” Said Em sarcatically.

  “You don’t ha…

• Monkey Business

  by Gloria Bold 7 months ago

  “The monkeys told me I’d find you here, wallowing in self pity.”

  “Ahh, what do monkey’s know anyway” I replied as traced fig…