Stories tagged with "monkeys"
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Her name was Lola
by jesithepoet about 1 year ago
Monkeys make horrible spouses but James has seen uglier woman. This deal, if he survived the first year of marriage, would le…
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I Ain't Monkeying Around...
by busterfang about 1 year ago
The monkeys told me I’d find you here and naturally they were right. These days I find the monkeys are almost always right an…
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The Maiden and the Man
by Spiro, Spero about 1 year ago
“The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” the young man said in a warm, comforting tone. “How are you faring, Princess?”
She …
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The Monkey and the Maiden
by Spiro, Spero about 1 year ago
Monkeys make horrible spouses. They make even worse errant knights. (We won’t even mention how terrible they are at slaying …
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InfoMonkey
by Fyora Cartagan about 1 year ago
“Hey, hey, monkeys!” I called to the bodies jumping and swinging in the trees.
“Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys!” they called ba…
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primate policy
by thefoolonthehill about 1 year ago
“the monkeys said I’d find you here.” the boy couldn’t’ve been anymore than six. he had such a strong hold on the english lan…
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Hero
by Inkstain'd about 1 year ago
“Monkeys make horrible spouses.”
The words hammered around in his head, shaking loose cobwebs of past memories and other thou… -
BS is a monkey!haha
by MissJonas1492 about 1 year ago
I once seen Britney Spears walking down the street with no hair and I thought she was a monkey.
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Monkeys Eat Brains
by Stock Character about 1 year ago
“You know what this means?”
“We’re gonna need more bananas.”
“What? No! We can’t feed that thing, we have to kill it before…
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Always with the monkeys
by There Is No Cat about 1 year ago
“The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” she said.
Always with the monkeys. Damned things just couldn’t keep their mouths sh…