Stories tagged with "monster magnet"
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King of Mars' Answers to Nouvelle Bardot's Random Act of QUIZNESS
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars 10 months ago
People who chew with their mouths open and smack loudly. Burn them at the stake.
Well, for starters, Kristen Bell is in it…
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Warlord (King of Mars) lyrics
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars 12 months ago
(Chorus)
King
Of
Mars
Rockin’ this shit harder
Then my name was John Carter (WHAT?)
King
Of
Mars
Gets the planets poppin’
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Spine of God {Lyric Challenge}
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago
“Peace is what you get from the Chemical King,” the hippie-poser announced as he laid out the little baggies of powder in fro…
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Molly, Robin Hood of Mars Episode IV: Unbroken
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago
Molly was awakened by rough hands groping her in the darkness. She reached out and grasped the offending wrist, twisting shar…
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Molly, Robin Hood of Mars Episode V: Radiation Day (Part 2)
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago
Radiation Day? Molly thought, that’s why the sadist didn’t kill me. He wants to see how long I last in the Arena.
_Radia…
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Molly, Robin Hood of Mars Episode V: Radiation Day (Part 1)
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago
Molly was seized as the Red Men closed in around her. “Earthers are strong,” the ringleader shouted, “even the women…” His wa…
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Molly, Robin Hood of Mars Episode II: Supercruel
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago
Molly recognized the squad that appeared around her, swords and guns drawn, as “The Super Cruel”: The Space Lord of Mars’ per…
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Molly, Robin Hood of Mars Episode III: On The Verge
by Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars about 1 year ago
“I told you to walk this way!” said the joker to the thief, giggling as he dragged Molly before the golden throne of the self…
