Stories tagged with "moses"
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The Wisdom Of A Child (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

The child, head ceremoniously shaven, took a deep, relaxing breath as millions of people waited impatiently for wisdom. The r…
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A Television Exodus

I was a miniature Moses, no robe, no staff, no crazy long tangled beard. But still totally Moses, in a nonbiblical sort of wa…
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What really happened at Mt. Sinai
These are the rules. I didn’t make them up, so don’t complain to me. I’m just the messenger, really.
1. Don’t kill people.
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Be fruitful and multiply - part 2

Mose set off to elevate the bipeds.
It was at that time that John realized that his time machine had further malfunctioned. ...
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Poor Moses

“I told you guys, ‘Be good. I’m just going up the mountain to talk to Jehovah.’ I come back and you’ve gone feral!”
“Lighten…