Stories tagged with "mustache"
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Pet Challenge (Surprise Present)
by lovinglife307 27 days ago
On my tenth birthday, I got a surprise. What I had longed for for as long as I could remember. Kittens.
My kitten, a furry, ...
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The Coming of Lenin
by THX 0477 5 months ago
In a small cottage not too far away…
I looked at myself in the mirror. There was no denying that I was magnificent. I wa…
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Preparing for the Kill
by stylorouge 10 months ago
Bastian eyed his mustache in the rear-view mirror, cracked open Cinderella’s Long Cold Winter tape case, fastforwarded throug…
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Mr. Clean Cut and Co. (4)
by Insert Pen Name Here 10 months ago
What I saw? What did that mean? But it didn’t matter. What mattered was, I was up in a tree with seven armed men apparently s…
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Why Have Milk, When You Can Have Diet Coke?!!!
by More Than Meets The Eyes about 1 year ago
Milk is sooo yesterday, the new milk:
DIET COKE!!!!
I mean, milk is so. . .
blah,
while diet coke is fizzy, tasty, and doesn’...
