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• Super-Hero Obituaries: Bob

  by Hobo Beard Bob about 1 month ago

  GADSDEN, Alabama – Memorial services will be held tomorrow for the superhero known as Bob. Bob was famous throughout Gadsden …

• Superhero Obituary: Dharma Dies in Tragic Biting

  by Jenunique about 1 month ago

  “We interrupt this broadcast to bring the sad news that Superhero, Dharma, has just passed away in a terrible accident,” the …

• Superhero Obituaries - Average Woman: "Not too Hot, Not too Cold, Just Right"

  by Ana Cristina about 1 month ago

  WEST PALM BEACH, FL -

  Superhero Average Woman, alias, Jane Doe, best known for being the only superhero to accomplish abso…

• Shower Man Down the Drain (Hero Obituary)

  by THX 0477 5 months ago

  Vicksburg, MS—Authorities announced the death of the ill-received super hero, Shower Man, aka Norman Routhbaum. His rise to …

• Captain Trigger-Happy

  by Russell Ruffino 6 months ago

  Boston, MA – Brian Barrel a.k.a. ‘Captain Trigger-Happy’ was found dead in his bed on Monday morning, aged 67. The police hav…

• Ressurec-Ted

  by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus) 6 months ago

  Vancouver, BC – Superhero Ressurec-Ted (aka Ted Wilson) has died. Again.

  He was found floating, face down, in a bathtub fill…