Stories tagged with "oops"
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It Ain't Extra Credit

Few emotions rival the self-satisfaction and glee of when an intricate plan appears to have worked. Thus it was with this hea…
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Pipe Dreams and Bad Plumbing

April gave him a funny look and said, “You don’t talk to girls much, do you?”
His pipe dream of love in the mall burst due t…
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Look, I'm a Jerk

What Den meant to say was, “Why no, you’ve always seemed to me a down-to-earth sort of girl, always approachable with an ines…
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An Unspoken Agreement

“Evan who?!?” Bridget persisted.
I looked down. I couldn’t make eye contact with her. Evan who? Who could I say??? My mind w…
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Tesla: Back to the Trojan War

“Maybe I should have learned Greek,” mumbled Tesla as the woman walked away, perplexed.
“That’s what I thought, too,” said a…
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It's related to foot-in-mouth disease . . .
. . . but you wont get anywhere with that attitude missy!”
Tom had the upper hand. He was hardly ever in this position. Sh…
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Oh, For the Beauty of The Flowers

From where I lay, though perhaps where I was laid would be more accurate, I could look up and see a flower. Maybe it was a na…
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I can't dance

She laughed, took my hand, and led me to the dance floor.
“Really”, I stammered, and started to sweat, “I don’t know how.”
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