Stories tagged with "pig"
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LipStick on a Pig

She walked into the room, all cleavage and lipstick.
Red purse large enough to store all the festivities food in. Cigarette s… -
New Biting Moral, Old Hairy Story
“I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll sub-contract out to a demolitions expert.”
“Ready when you are, Mr. W.! Is the house cle…
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Just Be Careful Part 5

“Where is my daughter?!” Jason screamed on the telephone to Mikey’s Mother who was searching around aimlessly.
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Road Warriors

The Cadillac with its huge engine easily kept pace with the sluggish bus. I didn’t even want to imagine how much precious gas…
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Alone in the interim

Being the kind of person who would willingly convert a perfectly O.K backyard (patio, wading pool and a crappy shanty I had o…
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Pig E Bank goes to Jerry Springer
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The alternative future of Spider Pig

“Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
digs whatever a spider digs.
never swings, only digs,
and then he eats it like a pig”...Tears …
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Tin Rabbit & Dumb Pig

“I can’t believe he left us out in the yard again, how many times did his mother tell him to bring his toys in the house?”
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Dumb Pig & Tin Rabbit

“I can’t believe he left us out in the yard again, how many times did his mother tell him to bring his toys in the house?”
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The Trouble with Goldilocks pt II :Pie Man, Pickled Peppers &World Peace
Grethel said “I cannot follow the old hag into the woods with you Goldilocks, I have to watch my little brother Hansel, while…
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