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• LipStick on a Pig

  by SKermitgorf 27 days ago

  She walked into the room, all cleavage and lipstick.
  Red purse large enough to store all the festivities food in. Cigarette s…

• New Biting Moral, Old Hairy Story

  by THX 0477 about 1 month ago

  “I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll sub-contract out to a demolitions expert.”

  “Ready when you are, Mr. W.! Is the house cle…

• Just Be Careful Part 5

  by I LOVE FRANK IERO AND WILLIAM BECKETT!!! 4 months ago

  “Where is my daughter?!” Jason screamed on the telephone to Mikey’s Mother who was searching around aimlessly.
  “I don’t know,...

• Road Warriors

  by Alexander McGee 4 months ago

  The Cadillac with its huge engine easily kept pace with the sluggish bus. I didn’t even want to imagine how much precious gas…

• Alone in the interim

  by Alexander McGee 4 months ago

  Being the kind of person who would willingly convert a perfectly O.K backyard (patio, wading pool and a crappy shanty I had o…

• Pig E Bank goes to Jerry Springer

  by Garreth 7 months ago

• The alternative future of Spider Pig

  by The Dod 9 months ago

  “Spider Pig, Spider Pig,
  digs whatever a spider digs.
  never swings, only digs,
  and then he eats it like a pig”...

  Tears …

• Tin Rabbit & Dumb Pig

  by SKermitgorf 11 months ago

  “I can’t believe he left us out in the yard again, how many times did his mother tell him to bring his toys in the house?”

  “…

• Dumb Pig & Tin Rabbit

  by SKermitgorf about 1 year ago

  “I can’t believe he left us out in the yard again, how many times did his mother tell him to bring his toys in the house?”

  ”...

• The Trouble with Goldilocks pt II :Pie Man, Pickled Peppers &World Peace

  by SKermitgorf about 1 year ago

  Grethel said “I cannot follow the old hag into the woods with you Goldilocks, I have to watch my little brother Hansel, while…