Stories tagged with "politics"
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Outsourcing [Wonderball Continues]
by OrangeOreos 4 months ago
“Thank you so much, Mr. Governor, for this wonderful body,”
Sol-leks chuckled, as if daring the world to call him evil. He s…
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Talking
by wytherwings 5 months ago
The secret place ended up being not very secret. Just a tree in the front of the school. But I guess it was secret if you mad…
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Zombie Emancipation
by uselessness 5 months ago
I grabbed the squeegee by the handle and carefully extracted it from the zombie’s head. It slid out with a squelch and an out…
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Zombie Hegemony
by uselessness 5 months ago
Zombie Karl Marx was holding the gas pump nozzle in his right hand and my collar in his left. “I think it’s about time you jo…
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Zombie Reification
by uselessness 5 months ago
“Honey, I want some tuna.”
I looked over at Nicole, who was making hungry eyes at me in the passenger’s seat. She was beauti…
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Zombie Proletariats
by uselessness 5 months ago
“We’ve got to get out of the suburbs,” I told my very pregnant wife as I escorted her to the car. Thankfully the vehicle was …
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Zombie Union
by uselessness 5 months ago
That was too easy. The zombie problem over, I turned on my heel to head back to the office and return to work. The man in the…
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Zombie Manifesto
by uselessness 5 months ago
I darted down the hall, grabbing the company fire axe on the way, and burst into the parking lot behind the building. Where w…
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Zombie Revolution
by uselessness 5 months ago
Gasp! as the undead walk among us!
Scream! as reanimated corpses hunger for flesh!
Run! when they come after yo…
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Office Politics
by Maleghast 5 months ago
Naomi stared down at the coffee that she had been stirring for far too long at this point. She let go of the spoon and it cla…