Stories tagged with "rabbit"
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Don't Tell Me You Don't Like Keyboard Wires
by Three Gryphon[s] 10 months ago
“Jordan!”
“Ha, ha. This one’s a real pick, Alexis.”
“Jordan! Leave the rabbit alone!”
“Ow, Alex, if you keep pulling on m… -
Barn's Nobles Decision
by Amo de Tuus Aetas et Mors 11 months ago
“The vegetable garden, recently repossessed by the State, was to be destroyed by the millions… and millions…. AND MILLION…
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The Bunny
by Insert Pen Name Here about 1 year ago
Today I got a bunny.
Yes, I know what you are thinking. A bunny??? A dog is so much cooler, or an iguana, or a snake, or eve…
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Tin Rabbit & Dumb Pig
by Kermitgorf about 1 year ago
“I can’t believe he left us out in the yard again, how many times did his mother tell him to bring his toys in the house?”
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One rabbit to rule them all
by Stoner about 1 year ago
“Dude, I got a rabbit.”
“A what?”
“A rabbit. You know. Long ears and puffy tail.”
“A rabbit?”
“Yup.”
“Why a rabbit?”
“You hav… -
The Dangers Of Rabbit Tossing
by T.F. Torrey about 1 year ago
“It doesn’t seem like much of a trick to me,” she said
“What? Of course it’s a trick. It’s a really good trick.”
She frowne…
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Rabbit Season
by THX 0477 about 1 year ago
Glen tried to think of an alternate meaning for rabbit, but shrugged it off as a warning when he failed. He should have kept …
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Duck Season
by THX 0477 about 1 year ago
“Duck,” his girlfriend said blandly.
“Yes, I see the…” Whack! A golf ball careened off his forehead, took a gentle arc over… -
Vampire
by User 5484 about 1 year ago
My entire life I wanted to be a vampire. I was dark and cold. Even when I was in pre-school, I would try to bite my fellow cl…
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Dr. De Mort
by Laine the Grey about 1 year ago
Burtininkas followed her with his eyes. Deathly beautiful. He shocked himself with that realization.
“Ladies and genlteme…
