Stories tagged with "ralph ames"
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A (Sort Of) Confession in Lake Derry

For his part Ralph would have been wondering how Jefferson’s end of things was going, but he was too busy staring down the …
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Mourning and Madness in Lake Derry

Looking into the bartender’s dusky, serpentine eyes, Ralph found it hard to use his voice. “Whiskey,” he managed to murmur, h…
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The Femme Fatale of Lake Derry

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Love and Hope in Lake Derry

Ralph Ames was uneasy.
No. No, perhaps that wasn’t quite strong enough a word to describe the sensation that the fattest wom…
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A Pragmatic Solution in Lake Derry

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The Biggest Gal in Lake Derry

Ralph Ames could just kill Chief Trestlehorn right about now.
He’d been as drunk as he’d ever been in his life when he stumb…
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The Merry Widow of Lake Derry

She was a tall, blonde drink of water in the shortest skirt Jefferson had ever seen south of Kentucky. By the look on Ralph’s…
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The New Chief of Lake Derry

“Well,” a rather shellshocked Jefferson Trestlehorn said aloud to no one in particular. “That’s a .357 Magnum, b’God.”
Under…
