Stories tagged with "random"
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Random Sentences (Random Sentence DARE!!!)

“Well, we know where that antenna came from.”
“Is that a penguin on your head? It’s lovely!”
“Uh oh…I think my bowl of …
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Rapid Fire

“Make the sesame seeds dance.” EC
“There’s pulp in the yogurt!” NG
“They’d probably just walk in and eat your slipp…
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Randomness
Pickles! Noodles!
Pepperoni! Aprons!
Guinea Pigs! Nail Polish!
Turkey! Russia!
Stamps! Smiles!
RANDOMNESS!
RANDOMNESS…
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These Random Enough For Ya?? [Random Sentence DARE]

Quick, follow that purple ukulele!!!
I don’t believe in antidisestablishmentarianism. It’s against my religions.
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Stories From the Surveillance Camera (Part 2: Kroger's Parking Lot)

All is quiet. Cars line up in rows in front of Kroger. A lone cart corral is in view.
A car mossies around the lot, pulls in…
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I fail (Random Sentence Dare)

“Applesauce defines complex existence… Yet water leaps through the nostrils of time”
“I was thinking yesterday… this isn…
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"You don't say!" (Random Sentence Dare)

“Getting trashed doesn’t make stepping in dog poop someone else’s fault.”
“Dudes! I just wasted 30,000 feet of caution tape!...
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Random Sentence Dare-What are you naming it?

Don’t make me subue you!
I told you to put the tire in the tub.
Who hid my cheese?
..lucid, but pleasently confused…
So…
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Random DARE

Randomness for your enjoyment…
“OMG! That red squirrel did a back flip!”
“I tried to eat the spaghetti as fast as I could…
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Random Sentence!

Have you died by tennis ball yet? I did four days ago.
I have succumbed to your dare… (Hides face in shame.)
