Stories tagged with "sarcasm"
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The Tail of a Pungent Puppy [I Smell A Winner Challenge]

“OOH! Daddy, look at that one!”
Little Bethany pointed at a small dachshund sleeping in the corner of the cage.
The animal …
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I Smell A Winner Challenge
I have breached 200 ficlets with 1400 comments, and I want to celebrate with a challenge!
I heard the line “I smell a winner…
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No You Weren't Crying
No you weren’t crying. No the tears weren’t pouring from your eyes. No your eyes aren’t red and puffy and your nose isn’t stu…
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The Hostage Negotiator

The police quickly setup a perimeter. Detective Paul Sanders, a seasoned if not somewhat unconventional hostage negotiator to…
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This is Just To Say.. I'm Not BuckCherry

This is just to say that sorry isn’t enough.
Mom, I’m sorry I stopped trying to be good enoug for you; sorry I realized you’...
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Life as We Choose It

Indignant didn’t even begin to describe it for Shaun. James must have flipped his gourd, the doofus. Fully a year ago Shaun h…
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Childish, I Suppose

My gloved hands clasped around the metal bar. There must have been about four hundred pounds on each side of the bar. I lifte…
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Zom-B-Gone

The most important thing to remember when warding off flesh-craving zombies is a positive outlook on life.
Rather than simpl… -
Try Again, Writer
I watched over his shoulder as he began to write:
“Mourning my dead dog, I began to realize that the night was falling. Soon…
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Station to Station

Izzy was outside, looking very eager.
“Oh, menina, way to goooo!” She called out, giving me a double thumbs-up.
“You, you a…
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