Stories tagged with "sarcasm"
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Let's Get This Thing Judged Already!
by Alexa ♥ 9 months ago
OK, I would like to hold judging on this, but since so many people have left and new ones have joined since the last entry, I…
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The Passive-Aggressive Roommate
by uselessness 9 months ago
Dear Melissa,
Thank you so much for coming in at 3:00 last night with your Kappa friends when I was trying to sleep. It’s …
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The Death of the Internet
by uselessness 10 months ago
65% of the internet wants to make me become a stupid, hedonistic, hyperactive, conforming, jingoistic, easily amused, bigoted…
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Preparation
by ~tenkou~ 10 months ago
“Really? Are they?”
“Yeah. You’re gonna hurt yourself if you don’t get new ones.” Cairyl pointed out as she put on her tiny t… -
Irony and a Mental Thank You Note
by Alexis DeHearts 10 months ago
Eventually I parked in the fathest space from the school (just my luck). On the way inside I heard a familiar voice.
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Uncool and Opposite
by Alexis DeHearts 10 months ago
“Is there something wrong?” he asked, rolling down his window. Both his eyes and hair were a soft chocolatey brown. His hair …
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Lady Luck Smiles Maniacally
by Alexis DeHearts 10 months ago
After jamming a s’mores pop-tart in my mouth and slinging my backpack over my shoulder I unstuck the front door from its fram…
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The Third Kind of Rain
by Alexis DeHearts 10 months ago
I always said there was two different kinds of rains. Well, really three. Cleansing rain, crying rain and you’ve-got-to-be-ki…
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Towel Monster 1
by cyclismo about 1 year ago
His body temperature is unnaturally high. The thermal clothes and boots he wears should have liquified his insides. But he i…
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Mirror Image
by LeAnn717 about 1 year ago
Walking down the halls
Head down, eyes on feet, arms crossed
Walking straight ahead towards my destination
Nobody notices me …