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• Zombie Proletariats

  by uselessness 2 months ago

  “We’ve got to get out of the suburbs,” I told my very pregnant wife as I escorted her to the car. Thankfully the vehicle was …

• Zombie Struggle

  by uselessness 2 months ago

  I grabbed the mug from the nightstand and heaved open the window. Zombie Karl Marx had the crazed look of an undead Soviet la…

• Zombie Workers

  by uselessness 2 months ago

  I arrived at the house around 3:30 and left the car in the driveway. “Honey?” I called as I ran up the stairs. I rounded the …

• Zombie Manifesto

  by uselessness 2 months ago

  I darted down the hall, grabbing the company fire axe on the way, and burst into the parking lot behind the building. Where w…

• Zombie Revolution

  by uselessness 2 months ago

  Gasp! as the undead walk among us!

  Scream! as reanimated corpses hunger for flesh!

  Run! when they come after yo…

• That Soylent Green moment

  by Wolfechu 3 months ago

  Consider this:

  In the US alone, they operate over 40,000 restaurants, each selling an average of 300 burgers per day. That’s…

• Cleanup in Aisle 5

  by Alexander McGee 3 months ago

  This hadn’t been an especially bad place. Sure, certain parts of it needed a good bulldozing, or maybe a casually thrown molo…

• The End of the Beginning

  by Alexander McGee 3 months ago

  Well, that was that. It was over.
  You prepare yourself for these things – like the first astronauts shot to Mars, ready to s…

• Fear Takes A Vacation

  by A. Muse Morrington 4 months ago

  Joe was fearless, literally. Fear had taken a vacation.

  Frankly, up until now, Joe had led quite a mundane life. Fear never…

• Censored Due To Seizure

  by Plotbunny Tiff 4 months ago

  I was taking a walk to get some fresh air, when I passed a young group of girls playing double dutch in the middle of the sid…