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• Going Home

  by Never Explain 17 days ago

  Tom sighed. “I thought we already went through this. When I’m on Earth, I’m just another human being. If I happen to die whil…

• Highlander

  by Never Explain 17 days ago

  “My point is that those things are supposed to take five seconds off your life!” I exclaimed.

  Tom half-smiled. “Lemme show y…

• Cigarette

  by Never Explain 17 days ago

  I was getting tired of these long pauses.

  “What’s it like in heaven?” I asked.

  “It’s amazing,” Tom said. “you can do anythi…

• "He just does."

  by Never Explain 17 days ago

  I whipped my head back and forth from Tom to Kurt Cobain.

  “He’s an angel?” I asked Tom, still disbelieving.

  “Sorta kinda,” ...

• Smells Like God's Spirits

  by Never Explain about 1 month ago

  “Yeah,” Tom said. “I don’t really like Microsoft, I just think their video game console is the best on the market.”

  “I see.”...

• Question #1

  by Never Explain 4 months ago

  “Okay,” I said, queuing up my questions. “Why did you create ticks and flies?”

  Tom gave me a kind of look, as if to say, “Is…

• Well, Maybe You Are...

  by Never Explain 4 months ago

  I was shaking my head now, still not believing what I was seeing.

  “You so aren’t God, how old are you?” I said frantically.
  ...

• Third Floor

  by Never Explain 4 months ago

  He started leading me down the hall, not really wasting time with descriptions by just naming the rooms by purpose:

  “Okay, w…

• Apple=Dissed!!!

  by Never Explain 4 months ago

  “All people who own Macs go to hell.” Tom said simply.

  “Why?” I asked.

  “Apple ran out of land to legally buy out to make ro…

• Bruce Not-So-Almighty

  by Never Explain 4 months ago

  “Okay, the truth is… I’m not omniscient like most Christians believe.” Tom said, “I’m not everywhere, I don’t know everythi…