Stories tagged with "spit"
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Multi-Purpose Salivary Projectiles
by THX 0477 8 months ago
This is when the shouting started, first from my girlfriend, “Seth, for pity’s sake spit in the man’s hand, and let’s get out…
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Double-Wet Day O' Destiny
by THX 0477 8 months ago
It may come as a surprise that we were summarily overwhelmed and courted off to face our fate. My fate. I say that because pe…
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Hiding From the World Comes With Slate-Gray Umbrellas?
by Stovohobo about 1 year ago
“Why are we doing this again?” whispered Caleb from under his gray umbrella.
“I told you, we’re hiding from the world,” said…
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Sweet Carolina, Part 3
by Shawn Powers about 1 year ago
Carolina was so perfect, that ordering a cup of tea seemed almost insulting. In fact, the first time I saw her, I actually tr…
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The Curious Case of Gloria and Daniel
by bensyverson about 1 year ago
Gloria stood up and spat in Daniel’s face. “That was absolutely uncalled for, Gloria,” Gloria said. “I agree, Gloria,” said D…