Stories tagged with "squeegee"
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Zombie Emancipation
by uselessness 5 months ago
I grabbed the squeegee by the handle and carefully extracted it from the zombie’s head. It slid out with a squelch and an out…
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Zombie Hegemony
by uselessness 5 months ago
Zombie Karl Marx was holding the gas pump nozzle in his right hand and my collar in his left. “I think it’s about time you jo…