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• Prices Paid, Battles Won [LoA Challenge]

  by THX 0477 6 months ago

  The air hung dusty and hot. The summer sky arched pensively above us, waiting for the conflict to begin. I imagined the same …

• Gagging

  by Nouvelle Bardot 6 months ago

  “Oh, okay,” he said, a little grimace of a smile peeking out.

  “Yeah,” I said, taking the initiative to make at least one fri…

• An Awesome Dream [LoA Challenge]

  by THX 0477 7 months ago

  A sunny day, and the neighborhood hums. I’m standing in my yard, under the shade of the massive elm, just drinking in the per…

• The YodaOnCrack Rap Song

  by YodaOnCrack 8 months ago

  My name is Yoda

  That’s what I told-ya

  Come an inch closer and I’ll smoke-ya

  with my light saber or a _jedi mind tric…

• In the Darkness

  by Lionman 10 months ago

  Xan had gone down to the shuttle bay to retrieve his toolbox. The lighting was minimal, which left eerie shadows playing acro…

• Ali G Interviews YodaOnCrack

  by YodaOnCrack 11 months ago

  Ali G: Booyakeshah, Big Up Yaself! I iz here with
  my main man tha’ master of jedi masters, Mr. YodaOnCrack.
  YOC: Hmmm…...

• Leeroy Jenkins vs. The Death Star

  by BARomero 11 months ago

  “The battle station is heavily shielded and carries a firepower greater than half the star fleet. It’s defenses are designed …

• In-Character Survey: Jack from "The Basement" (and its unsuccessful sequels)

  by Yeah Write! about 1 year ago

  Do you do laundry regularly?
  The machine broke when a beam fell on it

  Your favorite piece of furniture?
  I miss my bed

  *...

• Yoda Addresses The Gathering At Gettysburg

  by Howie Amourscow about 1 year ago

  A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, hmm, sought a galaxy, our fathers did, yes. Conceived in Liberty, it was. D…

• Cyborgs at Missile Command: The New Way

  by YodaOnCrack about 1 year ago

  ....at an operating table in El Paso.

  “The pons are in front of the medullo oblongota. When we insert these electrodes into …