Stories tagged with "toaster"
-
Evil Toast

I couldn’t believe it either… my morning piece of toast had come alive and was about to bite me instead of me biting it!!
...
-
Reflecting Dreams

Morning burst through the curtains in my apartment, shattering a very detailed dream I had been having about Vincent Gallo si…
-
Cat Related Incidents and What comes Around goes Around
“Hey Fred, would you look at this one? Some guy wants to sue his toaster for arson! And he expects the insurance company to c…
-
Back to the Present (CLFM 37)

The scene before us was chaos. What with a talking cat, the rabbit, and the sentient spider. Not to mention a wife who was cu…
-
Too Much Time in the 60's....

I was beginning to realize that I had spent far too many days at Woodstock and they were catching up with me now, almost 40 y…
-
The Toaster Adventures, Parts of Toaster

“That’s it. That electric shock must have done something to my brain. I’m hallucinating.”
The cat smirked. “If you think tha…
-
The Ficlet Ficlet
I didn’t know what to call my ficlet, but that was the least of my worries. What the hell was I supposed to write about? 124 …
-
The Ficlet Ficlet Sequel

I mean, it’s just so frustrating, isn’t it? The whole cats and dead homeless people game? And then add in this weird compulsi…
-
The Toaster Adventures, Part Cat

As I lay there smoking (unintentionally), waiting for my wife, I was first greeted by the neighbor’s cat. She was known for b…
