Stories tagged with "virgin"

  • It Gets Better Inspired by text

    Boring am I? Lionel sniffed. Well, really. Here I am, a double first out of Cambridge being led around by the nose by a pipsq…

  • Virginal Chilli Dogs Inspired by text

    A fine starry night, Lionel pondered, enjoying the moonlight over the hundreds of little farmsteads below.

    Many of them held…

  • Too Dark to Read Inspired by text

    Cindy slid down the dragon’s throat in a glutinous mass of rice and seaweed. Ugh, she thought. _Sooner this is over with, t…

  • Lost Appetite Inspired by text

    “I…I can’t eat you,” the dragon said. “Not now.”

    “Can’t eat me?” the girl stamped her foot, glared at him. “Not good enoug…

  • Really Delicious New Dragon Dishes Inspired by text

    “But haven’t you heard? The whole roasting thing is so last-century,” the girl said.

    “Is that so,” the dragon asked skeptica…

  • Cute Cuisine Inspired by text

    “So, uhm, if I ate you how would you like it done?”

    “Pardon?”

    “Well, would you like to be fried, roasted or fricasseed?”

    ”...

  • Appetizing Argument Inspired by text

    “How about if I pretended not to want to be eaten?”

    “Yes, but…what?”

    “You know, a little roleplay? I’m like ‘Oh, noes, a …