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• Bigfoot Stole My Ficlet

  by Krulltar 2 months ago

  I wrote the world’s greatest ficlet. No, this is not it.

  Unfortunately, the world will never get to read it, because Bigfoo…

• Samurai showdown in walmart.(Don Quixote De La Suburbia Chapter I)

  by Mighty-Joe Young 3 months ago

  That sword looked so real, almost like the ones i had seen
  in the museum back home in Nagasaki, but why was he holding it?
  T…

• Jelly Doughnut

  by YodaOnCrack 6 months ago

  “I am a jelly doughnut. Error: press more for additional information.” the robot responded, it’s six eyes flashing a steady a…

• Ich bin ein Berliner

  by YodaOnCrack 6 months ago

  “Ach! Wait up, man. Hey, I’ve heard about those things – seen the holographic ads. Isabella, come check out this robot the ne…

• How To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart (Cat's Challenge)

  by flute faerie 6 months ago

  1) Bring in a squirt gun that looks like a real gun and squirt all the employees in the face.

  2) Hop in an old lady’s cart…

• Good Luck, Daniel

  by YodaOnCrack 6 months ago

  “Haha,” Vicki yelled, rising from the sofa. “See? That damn thing has a mind of its own. What will you do if something like t…

• Walmart Circa 2050

  by YodaOnCrack 6 months ago

  “Oh God, that’s freaky! Your robot is trying to sell us stuff from Walmart! Do people still watch DVDs? I haven’t seen a DVD …

• Walmart Intrigue (Cat's Challenge)

  by Culture Shock w/ Mike Schwartz 7 months ago

  1. Enter wearing tights and an old British cloak and start reenacting scenes from Monty Python’s Holy Grail (esp. the “oppres…

• Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

  by MRay 8 months ago

  Five Things I Have Not Had the Guts to Tell Anyone:

  1. You’re fat.

  2. I stole your wallet.

  3. I dented your car when I dro…