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• When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in the eyes of your enemies part 2

  by llamaluvsmenotu 4 months ago

  so i read the tag and all it says is “happy b-day. sincerely, life” so im thinkin, “umm…what the heck?” but whatevs. i open…

• KETCHUP ATTACKING (a flower named jacoby)

  by llamaluvsmenotu 5 months ago

  i was playing football but then i like i took a katchup bottle i took the cap off and then i squirted it at the player that w…