Stories tagged with "yoda"
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A Very Star Wars Wedding

“Mawwiage, mawwiage is what bwings us togethew today,” Jesus joked. “We’re here to celebrate the marriage of Luke and Buffy. ...
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Star Wars: Battle To End All Wars (Part Two)

“What’s this?” McMahon said, shocked. “It looks like Jesus is channeling the immortal Hulk Hogan. His body’s shaking as if he…
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Star Wars: The Lynch Mob

The lynch mob moved quickly through the Death Star. Like most angry mobs, they chanted along the way: “No more death and war!...
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Stars Wars: Fully Loaded

“Where exactly are we?” Scott asked.
“The armory,” Jesus answered.
“Weird, it was,” Yoda admitted. “One second, there;...
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Star Wars: A New Plan

As the Millennium Falcon approached the Death Star something weird happened. “I can’t control the ship,” Hiller admitted.
“I…
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Star Wars: Aboard The Millennium Falcon

“The Death Star, really? Hell,” Captain Hiller said, handing each person in the ka-tet a cigar, “I’ve done crazier things. Re…
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Places Gone By

The warm Carolina breeze kisses my cheek as I walk down the familiar road, now grown unfamiliar with intervening years. This …
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Ficlets Challenge #11: The Cavalry Arrives

We picked through the rubble of the destroyed Wal-Mart, finding no survivors, just melted clothes, electronics and household …
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Yoda Addresses The Gathering At Gettysburg

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, hmm, sought a galaxy, our fathers did, yes. Conceived in Liberty, it was. D…
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Yoda'lling on.

“Interesting what?”
“Just interesting.”
“No, really. Interesting hat? You like my beard? You’ve never heard of the United S…
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