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• Sketch [400 Ficlets Challenge]

  by NightMaiden about 1 month ago

  He was sitting at a table, presently, sipping at a very sour smoothie.

  _Heck, this was supposed to be strawberry! Not the t…

• Mariana's Good Morning

  by Mistress Elsha Hawk about 1 month ago

  Even going grocery shopping every Sunday, Mariana was always on edge. Try as she might, the thought of the mob after her husb…

• BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE:BARBIE SPOTTED AT SAN DIEGO ZOO

  by madwriter108 2 months ago

  BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE: Barbie was last spotted at the San Diego zoo feeding part of her soy bar to some of the gazelles.The…

• Monkey Love

  by LovingYourHeartbreak♥ 4 months ago

  Monkeys make horrible spouses. And beer is not something you should drink in a huge amount when you visit the zoo.
  “EEEEEEEP!...

• Meal At The Zoo

  by OrangeOreos 5 months ago

  “STUPID LION!” “You’re not scary!!!!” “Nanananananaaaa!”

  I saw them. Those tasty, crunchy, sticky children, looking through …

• Attention, Your Most Supreme Chimplord Speaking

  by Stovohobo 6 months ago

  “Attention, citizens, your Most Supreme Chimplord speaking,” the intercoms rasped. “I would like to remind all that the curfe…

• Trapped

  by kells 8 months ago

  Marie always had a love-hate relationship with the zoo. While she loved to go see all the wonderful creatures that the menage…

• The state zoo went out of business

  by yoITSme 9 months ago

  My dad used to be the manager of the local grocery store; Food 2 Go! Now he is Jambo’s agent. He even bought those sunglasses…

• Monkey Madness

  by lost_at_sea 11 months ago

  “He said what?” Amber screeched.

  “Yep…he wants to be your boyfriend.” replied her best friend Jill.

  “But he’s a MONKEY!”...

• The Low-Carb Kid Saves The Earth

  by Hobo Beard Bob about 1 year ago

  “The monkeys told me I’d find you here,” said The Zoo Keeper.

  The Low-Carb Kid looked up from the recipe book and said, “It …