Mama always said, “Eckhouse is as Eckhouse does.” The shortest distance between two points is an Eckhouse in the opposite direction. Take me to bed, Eckhouse, or lose me forever. Jesus Christ, Doc, you disintegrated Eckhouse! Be careful what you shoot at; some things in here don’t react well to Eckhouse. No, Mr. Eckhouse, I expect you to die. Does Eckhouse know that you raid his wardrobe?

My god… it’s full of Eckhouse!

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