Who really knows anybody anymore? I only exist insofar as I entertain you, anyhow. I’m just words on your screen. Are you not entertained? Oh, you want to meet up? You want to gimme a little somethin somethin? You want to do the hokey pokey? The stick it in and take it out thing? Yeah, baby, yeah, then you should know I lost my genitalia in a freak gasoline fight accident many years ago.

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